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A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole  
A Diego Maradonna  - a nasty 5 footer  
A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read  
A Philip Schofield - thought it was straight, but it wasn't  
A Cuban - needs one more revolution  
An Elton John - a big bender that lips the rim  
An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker  
A Yasser Arafat - ugly and in the sand  
A Kate Moss - bit thin  
A Gerry Adams - playing a Provisional  
A Brazilian - Just shaved the hole
A Rodney King - overclubbed  
An O. J. Simpson - got away with it  
A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver  
A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver  
A Ladyboy - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems  
An Elephant's arse - high and shitty  
A Condom - safe but didn't feel real good  
A Sister-in-law – you’re up there but you know you shouldn't be  

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